Trump’s 40-Year Tango with Crime, Corruption, and Clownery — A Masterclass in American Embarrassmen English & Espanol.

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If you still believe Donald “Tiny Hands” Trump was ever a real president and not just a shady con artist in a cheap suit, sit down — because this truth is about to hit harder than a frying pan at a family reunion. Trump’s dirty laundry isn’t hanging in some dusty closet — it’s been spinning in public view for FOUR DECADES, and somehow, people still acting brand new. From mafia fist-bumps to FBI handshakes, this man has been treating America like his personal Monopoly board since the ‘80s. Let's unpack it all — raw, real, and hilarious. Trump and His Love Affair with the FBI (And Not in a Good Way) Donald “Baby Blues” Trump has been dancing with the FBI longer than most people have been alive. And no, it wasn’t because they were investigating how he kept his hair stuck on during a hurricane. It was about Russian money, mafia deals, casino scandals, and a list of crimes longer than his fake university’s refund requests. Despite every red flag flying higher than a MAGA rally hat, Trump somehow wiggled out of every trap — not because he was smart, but because the system was dirtier than his steak with ketchup. FBI agents were either scared, bribed, or both. Meanwhile, Captain Combover sold the "witch hunt" fairy tale to anyone desperate enough to believe it. Spoiler: the only thing magical about Trump is how he made common sense disappear. From Moscow with Love (and Wire Transfers) Russian interference in 2016 wasn’t a plot twist; it was the oldest story in the book: a broke businessman with too many debts and too little pride crawling to foreign dictators for help. Trump begged Russia like a contestant on "The Bachelor" — except instead of roses, it was kompromat and election meddling. But sure, tell me again how he was the "patriot" while he was dry snitching on American democracy behind closed doors. The Mafia, The FBI, and the Orange Mistake Trump's bromance with the Mafia wasn’t a secret either. He didn’t just dip his toes into organized crime — he cannonballed into it like it was Mar-a-Lago's pool party season. From crooked real estate deals to union-busting thuggery, Trump played the mob like he played his bankrupt casinos: loud, dirty, and dead in the water. While the FBI sometimes pretended to "investigate," it turns out they were about as serious about busting Trump as Trump was about reading his presidential briefings. This messy relationship between "Don the Don" and law enforcement wasn’t about justice. It was about leverage, blackmail, and who could out-stupid who first. The 2024 Clown Show: Here We Go Again Now, like a bad sequel nobody asked for, Donald "Spray Tan" Trump is trying to crawl his way back into the White House — dragging a trail of indictments, investigations, and idiocy behind him. If you think this man’s presidency was compromised the FIRST time, wait until you see the blooper reel for Round Two. Every document leaked, every bribe uncovered, every "perfect phone call" caught on tape — it’s not a conspiracy. It's a confession on a loop, and somehow his supporters still screaming "deep state!" like parrots who forgot how mirrors work. Here’s the reality check, folks: Trump wasn’t just "bad." He wasn’t just "misunderstood." He was, and still IS, a walking, talking, badly spelled WARNING LABEL for what happens when a country treats fame like qualifications. Four decades of mob ties, FBI games, and national betrayals don’t make a man strong. They make him bought, paid for, and utterly laughable. And if after reading all this you still think Trump was a "chosen one," you might want to choose better next time — like maybe a rusty fork to the forehead instead of another four years of national humiliation. I said what I said. If you’re tired of watching the same political circus act on repeat, SHARE THIS. Tag a friend who needs to wake up. COMMENT your favorite Trump nickname below. Let’s drag these lies into the sunlight and LAUGH while we do it. For the ones still wearing MAGA hats in 2025 — bless your little confused hearts. The clown you're defending couldn't win a rigged game of Tic-Tac-Toe.

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Spanish Version Si todavía crees que Donald “Manitas de Bebé” Trump fue un presidente real y no un estafador barato con un traje alquilado, siéntate — porque esta verdad te va a dar más duro que chancleta de abuela. La mugre de Trump no está escondida — lleva cuarenta años girando en público, y aún hay quien no lo ve. Desde tratos con mafiosos hasta traiciones nacionales, aquí te lo cuento todo — crudo, real y a carcajadas. Trump y Su Romance con el FBI (Y No en Buen Plan) Donald “Ojitos de Gato” Trump lleva bailando con el FBI más tiempo que tú respirando. Y no, no fue porque investigaban cómo su peluquín sobrevivía huracanes. Hablamos de dinero ruso, negocios turbios, casinos quebrados, y una lista de crímenes más larga que sus facturas legales. Desde Moscú con Amor (y Sobornos) La interferencia rusa del 2016 no fue sorpresa. Fue un capítulo más del tipo quebrado que vende su alma por unos rublos y una falsa corona. Trump suplicó a Rusia como quinceañera rogando por un boleto VIP — pero en vez de flores, recibió chantajes y trampas. Qué patriotismo, ¿verdad? La Mafia, el FBI, y el Error Naranja La mafia y Trump eran como arroz y habichuelas… podridos. Desde propiedades hasta sindicatos, Trump jugó sucio como de costumbre. Y mientras tanto, el FBI mirando pa'l lado como si no oliera nada. La Payasada del 2024: De Nuevo el Circo Y aquí estamos de nuevo. Donald "Naranja Mecánica" Trump intentando agarrarse de la silla presidencial como cucaracha en baño limpio. Si pensaste que la primera vez fue un desastre... prepárate para la secuela. Realidad: Trump nunca fue patriota, ni héroe, ni mártir. Fue, es y seguirá siendo un show barato, comprado, vendido y ridículo. Cuarenta años de vergüenza no caben en una gorra roja, por mucho que griten "Make America Great Again". Y lo que dije, lo sostengo. ¿Cansado del mismo circo político? COMPARTE ESTE ARTÍCULO. Etiqueta a quien necesita despertar. COMENTA tu apodo favorito para Trump abajo. ¡Arrastremos las mentiras a la luz y riámonos en su cara! href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzVMkGxrEPJk6H-wKxZM88IUGsESeKRmz1AkGjh8KJciaaYCmr4bhplyMyCGGUGjHlMwbAqqsTlC9zmCSlA72v9v8uUF-pxmD6cOjp2GzNYSBifRXMt7-GjpAFSYJ0DwufvkQm7uFCT1U3ZXj8lUMj2mq78ITaVIxizko4VUZueFu4bhtF8Okm3RdeTHES/s400/tumblr_b0afd1efc08dc8dd60abda2acb6066d0_c996243a_400.png" style="display: block; padding: 1em 0; text-align: center; ">