JD Vance’s Nazi Hypocrisy Gets Him Roasted

September 25, 2025

JD Vance’s Nazi Hypocrisy Gets Him Roasted

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Oh, JD Vance, you sweet summer child. Did you really think you could waltz into a rally, demand people stop throwing around the word “Nazi” like it’s a cheap insult, and not have your own words come back to bite you in the ass? Spoiler alert: the internet never forgets, and neither do we. The Vice President, who once called Donald Trump “America’s Hitler” back in 2016, is now out here preaching about toning down the rhetoric. The irony is so thick you could cut it with a butter knife. Let’s unpack this glorious mess, shall we?

Vance’s Big Day in North Carolina

Picture this: it’s Wednesday, September 24, 2025, and JD Vance is strutting his stuff at a rally in Concord, North Carolina. He’s fired up, probably because he’s had one too many energy drinks or maybe just sniffed the fumes of his own ego. There’s been a shooting at an ICE facility in Dallas, and Vance is ready to point fingers. He claims it’s “politically motivated” and blames Democratic rhetoric for inciting violence against law enforcement. Fair enough, right? Nobody likes violence. But -THEN he drops this gem: “If you want to stop political violence, stop telling your supporters that everybody who disagrees with you is a Nazi.”

Cue the record scratch. Did he just… say that? The guy who literally texted his roommate in 2016 that Trump could be “America’s Hitler”? The same dude who called Trump a “moral disaster” and a “total fraud” who didn’t care about regular folks? Oh, honey, you done stepped in it now.

The Internet Drags Vance to Filth

The second those words left Vance’s mouth, the internet lit up like a Christmas tree on steroids. Social media, especially X, turned into a roast session that would make Comedy Central jealous. People were quick to dig up Vance’s old texts and interviews, where he was out here comparing Trump to the guy who started World War II. MSNBC columnist Michael A. Cohen threw shade, pointing out Vance’s own advice: “If you want to stop political violence, do what the president does and tell your supporters that people who disagree with you are radical left lunatics.” Savage.

Activist Catherine Zoltan got in on the action, tweeting, “Oh, JD Vance is nothing like a NAZI,” alongside a Rolling Stone headline about Vance defending false claims against Haitians, saying he’d “create stories” if it helped his cause. Yikes, JD, that’s not the flex you think it is. And let’s not forget the memes—X users were posting side-by-side screenshots of Vance’s 2016 Hitler comments next to his 2025 “don’t say Nazi” plea, with captions like “Make it make sense.” Spoiler: it doesn’t.

The Hypocrisy Is Peak MAGA

Here’s the thing: Vance’s flip-flop is peak MAGA energy. Back in 2016, he was a “Never Trump” guy, calling out the former president for being a “cynical asshole like Nixon” or, worse, “America’s Hitler.” Fast forward to 2025, and he’s Trump’s VP, cozying up to the same guy he once trashed. What changed? Did Vance have a come-to-Jesus moment about Trump’s greatness, or did he just see a golden ticket to political power and hop on the bandwagon? I’m betting on the latter.

This kind of shape-shifting isn’t new in politics, but Vance does it with a special kind of shamelessness. He’s out here demanding “civility” while slinging insults like “dips---” at a former Obama aide on X, all within days of his big “don’t say Nazi” speech. Pot, meet kettle. And let’s not forget his bizarre meme-posting spree, where he shared a self-deprecating jab about his Yale admission right after decrying the ICE shooting. Dude, pick a lane. Are you a serious politician or a Reddit troll with a VP badge?

The Bigger Picture: Why This Matters

Now, let’s zoom out. Vance’s hypocrisy isn’t just a funny “gotcha” moment; it’s a symptom of a bigger problem. The MAGA crowd loves to play the victim, whining about “divisive rhetoric” while dishing out their own brand of venom. Vance’s call to stop using “Nazi” as an insult came right after he blamed Democrats for the ICE shooting, with zero evidence tying it to their words. Meanwhile, he’s cool with Trump’s playbook of calling opponents “radical left lunatics” or worse. It’s a classic double standard: “Rules for thee, but not for me.”

And let’s talk about that ICE shooting for a sec. Vance was quick to pin it on “Democratic rhetoric,” but as MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough pointed out, the stats don’t back him up. The conservative Cato Institute says most domestic terror attacks come from the far-right, not the left. So maybe Vance should take his own advice and “look in the mirror” before pointing fingers. But nah, that’d require self-awareness, and we’re not holding our breath.

The Ghost of Vance’s Past

Vance’s past is like a bad ex who keeps showing up at the worst possible time. His 2016 comments about Trump being “reprehensible” and a “fraud” are just the tip of the iceberg. He’s got a whole history of saying one thing and doing another. Like when he hosted the Charlie Kirk Show and made comments so inflammatory that a former Biden official said they could tank his 2028 presidential hopes. Or when he jumped on the bandwagon to punish people for criticizing Kirk’s assassination, despite claiming to be a free speech warrior six months earlier. Consistency? Not in this house.

Even California Governor Gavin Newsom got in on the action, using Vance’s own words to dunk on him. Newsom’s not exactly a saint, but you gotta give him props for the clapback. When you’ve got a Democrat quoting your 2016 anti-Trump rants to call out your 2025 hypocrisy, you know you’ve messed up.

Why We’re Not Surprised

Let’s be real: nobody’s shocked that Vance is out here contradicting himself. The MAGA machine thrives on rewriting history. Trump himself went from being a New York Democrat to the GOP’s golden boy, and nobody bats an eye. Vance is just following the script—say whatever gets you power, then act like your old self never existed. But the internet’s got receipts, and they’re not letting him off the hook.

What’s wilder is how Vance’s fans eat it up. The MAGA crowd doesn’t care about his flip-flops; they see him as a loyal soldier in Trump’s army. It’s the same cult-like devotion we’ve seen with other MAGA figures, where loyalty trumps logic. Call it the Elon Musk effect, but without the cool cars or rockets. Vance’s base will defend him no matter what, even when he’s out here looking like the human embodiment of a U-turn.

Words Have Consequences

At the end of the day, Vance’s “don’t say Nazi” rant isn’t just hypocritical—it’s a distraction. He wants to police language while ignoring the bigger issue: political violence isn’t caused by one word; it’s fueled by division, lies, and leaders who’d rather point fingers than take responsibility. Vance can clutch his pearls about “civility” all he wants, but when you’re out here defending false stories and slinging insults, you don’t get to play the moral high ground.

So, JD, maybe take a page from your own book. If you don’t want people throwing around “Nazi” like it’s confetti, maybe don’t compare your boss to Hitler in the first place. And if you’re gonna demand civility, try practicing it yourself instead of calling critics “dips---” on X. Just a thought.

We’re not coming back to debate this with the MAGA crowd, because I don’t need permission to have my opinion from a bunch of red-hat-wearing keyboard warriors. The truth’s out there, and Vance’s own words are doing the talking.

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